Lincolnisms....

I for sure don't do these enough, because BOTH of my boys say the funniest things! I should really write them down more, so here's to starting that! Well, the other week- it's been a LONG time since I have blogged, and LOTS has happened, but that is a different story all together!- we were in Utah because we found some REALLY cheap tickets, so the THREE kids and I decided that we were going to go! It actually wasn't that bad for having 3 kids ages 4, 2 and 4 months on the airplane with JUST ME! The kids were a little bit fussy, but that's only when they wouldn't let us watch our electronics! That was a bit hard, but other then that, we did just fine! You should have SEEN all the crazy/great looks I was getting from people in the airport! As soon as I stepped onto the plane, EVERYONE went as far away from me as they could! It was hilarious!
SO anyways...while we were in Utah, there was occasion to go to church (on Sunday of course!) and Lincoln was able to go to the Primary there. It isn't his favorite thing, because the nursery at my parents ward was SO awesome for him for some reason! He LOVED it. So he tells me all the time when we are in Utah that he wishes that he was still 2 or 3 so that he could go to the "car nursery". So when they were introducing Lincoln, he was a little bit shy so he wouldn't stand up. (I am hearing this all from a lady that was in the nursery- I wasn't even in there to defend myself!) But they asked him what his name was, where he was from, if he drove here in a car, and whatnot. This is what Lincoln replied with... "My name's Lincoln and I'm from Denver. We flew here in an airplane, but my mom and dad don't have ANY money. We spent ALL of our money to get here, and I even had to use my OWN money to buy my ticket! We're here with my Grandma for a little while." Totally sounds like we neglect him or something! So everyone got a good laugh at that. Then, apparently later on in the lesson, the teacher was talking about having to leave something somewhere, and chatty Cathy Lincoln pipes in again and says "Oh, my mom leaves me ALONE at my house ALL THE TIME! She doesn't even stay. She just leaves all the time!" I DO NOT!! Of course, everyone started laughing lots at that, and I am sure they are thinking "what kind of mother does this kid have anyways!" A really poor, neglectful one apparently!